30-day money-back guarantee
Request within 30 days of receiving your order. Shipping is not refunded; repeat purchases of the same product are excluded.

Request within 30 days of receiving your order. Shipping is not refunded; repeat purchases of the same product are excluded.
Shown on product pages; the separate shipping policy lists UK delivery at £5.99, so check the cost at checkout.
£66.50 billed every 4 weeks for the tub plan. Free frother (worth £25) with the first order.
£61.75 billed every 4 weeks for the tub plan. Includes a free welcome pack (frother and glass) with the first order. Subscription terms apply.
| Offer | Saving | Ends |
|---|---|---|
| 30-day money-back guarantee Deal | 30-day | Ongoing |
| Free delivery on orders over £40 Deal | Free | Ongoing |
| Subscribe and save 30% on a 30-day supply, with a free frother Deal | 30% | Ongoing |
| Subscribe and save 35% on the 60-day CALM plan Deal | 35% | Ongoing |
F+NCTION (written FNCTION) is a London brand run by FNCTION LTD, a company incorporated in 2024. It sells one main product, CALM, a salted chocolate cacao drink powder made in the UK that is meant to be mixed with water as an evening drink.
Each serving lists 10g of hydrolysed marine collagen peptides, ashwagandha root extract, magnesium bisglycinate, L-theanine, reishi, chamomile, passionflower and B vitamins. It comes as a 30-day supply, as 15 or 30-day sachet boxes, or as a starter pack with a frother and glass. It is a food supplement for adults; check the full ingredient list if you have allergies or take medication.
One-off prices start at £49.99, and subscribe-and-save plans cut the price by 30% or 35% with free extras on the first order. UK delivery is by tracked Royal Mail or similar, there is a 30-day money-back guarantee on first purchases, and the shop also ships to Europe and over 60 other countries.
| Delivery | UK tracked delivery in 2 to 4 business days for £5.99 per the shipping policy; product pages show free delivery over £40. |
|---|---|
| Returns | 30-day money-back guarantee: ask within 30 days of receiving your order; shipping costs are not refunded and repeat purchases are excluded. |
There's no F+NCTION discount code to copy right now. The best offer is subscribe and save 35% on the 60-day CALM plan (best offer for everyone), no code needed.
We don't know of a student discount at F+NCTION at the moment.
We don't know of a Blue Light or Armed Forces discount at F+NCTION at the moment.
UK tracked delivery in 2 to 4 business days for £5.99 per the shipping policy; product pages show free delivery over £40.
30-day money-back guarantee: ask within 30 days of receiving your order; shipping costs are not refunded and repeat purchases are excluded.
Use the help centre on the F+NCTION website.
Usually not: most stores, including F+NCTION, accept one discount code per order. Automatic deals and sale prices can often be combined with a code, so check the terms on each offer.
Yes. Look for the New customers badge on the offers above.
It depends on the code. Many discount codes exclude items that are already reduced, so open Terms on the code before you use it.
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